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This song is about sex and how I am really good at it.
lyrics
I’m really good at sex, I’m really good at sex
We should have sex
Cause I’m really good at sex
I’m really good at sex, I’m really good at sex
We should have sex
Cause I’m really good at sex
I’m really good at sex, I’m really good at sex
Got the ladies in the king size screamin’ “yes yes”
While I’m chain smokin’ smirkin’ sayin “Next, Next”
Cause I got the Showman brand on her left breast
The best dressed, fit my bed with the excess
So many babies every time I bang it’s incest.
In another sinfest, got to confess I’m an emotional cripple.
Got a label says place clamps here on my nipple.
Kiss and Tell is for band geeks,
I’m so obsessed I can text with my ass cheeks,
Past weeks filled with debauchery, my pad reeks,
Can’t speak, every time I try to my jaw creaks,
Panties lining up the shelves like antiques
You’d think I was a circus when I got all these hot freaks
Hot seat ready as I’m showin’ in the next guest
And I’m only getting better cause I’m really good at sex.
I’m really good at sex, I’m really good at sex
I’m eating out the ladies like a dongasaurus rex.
And I wreck necks every time my pecs flex
Ladies are impressed when I give a pearl necklace
I induce monsoon quantities of wetness
Vetted as the world’s first hetero erectus
Get it?
I’m a veteran, sex is always active and never ever passive.
I can’t believe I haven’t said it yet – my dick is massive.
Class 5 hurricaine of ass in my mansion,
I’m jabbin at that ass with a class 9 man-shiv,
Sex is essential, if I lack it then I can’t live.
Got a ton of tail like I’m radioactive.
Strapped to my thighs and the ladies held captive.
Wanna know why? Cause I’m so damn attractive.
Fact is I’m ready and I’m never not erect.
Abundant evidence suggests I’m really good at sex.
credits
from Hat Trick,
released August 20, 2010
Beat courtesy of Evan Morris
